This really happened last night...

My wife (for the first time ever) made salmon for dinner. It was delicious. I mean, restaurant quality. I had to congradulate her.

"I'm very impressed! That was perfectly done! How did you learn to make it?" I spoke.

She said, "My culinary skills have been greatly enhanced by watching the Food Network!"

To which I said, "Great!! Now go watch the Playboy Channel!"

Even she had a hard time not smiling/laughing a little at that one...